So the place I'm living in now has 3 porches - 1 indoor and 2 outdoor. One of the them is right outside my window right now, and it's enticing me to kick out the screen and climb outside... There must be a better way out somehow! Maybe there's a hidden trap door behind one of the bookcases or perhaps some way to crawl up from downstairs (DOWNSTAIRS!) - or maybe that porch is just placed strategically there to taunt those who dwell in the master bedroom.
"Look at me and my nice scenery, and think of how nice it'd be to be out here. But you caaaan't!"